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[gotanysparechange]

So, hey there everyone. My name's Change. Thought I do my own little introduction than leave it to everyone's favorite pain in the ass. I don't know most of you and most of you don't know me, but here's hoping we can all change that soon eh?

I'll be your tailor for the remainder of your stay here. If you need anything patched up, or just want a new look I'm the guy to come to. I might not look like it, but I'm pretty good with a needle.

That's it folks. Good to meet all of you.

[He almost closes the journal before whipping it back open again.]

Oh right, would anyone mind telling me who went through my things and took my stuff? And who nailed my penny collection to my ceiling?

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[dontgiveafock]

Jaesus fock.

[Someone's happy to see his buddy back.]

Yer back!

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[gotanysparechange]

There's a voice I haven't heard in forever.

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[dontgiveafock]

Aye. S'good to have you back, brother. I been on the dogs case about it, the others too, but he wouldn't fockin' budge.

[And Joe didn't know where Change was. The threats of things being made worse stalled any rescue attempts as well.]

M'sorry, Change.

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[gotanysparechange]

I figured you guys would have raised some hell. Just glad none of you ended up down there with me.

[The joking tone fades, becoming more genuine.]

It's alright Joe. I knew what I was getting into and I don't regret it for a second.

[And then the smile is right back.]

But hey, if you want to make it up to me I wouldn't mind getting some real food. And a hammer, gotta get my collection off the damn ceiling.

[detectivetroll]

[Well. Looks like Nick was right about the former staff part, at least. He has to say he's a little surprised to see him here, though, given Duran's attitude.]

Guess this saves me the trouble of having to try and track you down to some other horrible place to get you out.

[He says it lightly, almost joking, but Nick actually was starting to plan how to do that.]

[gotanysparechange]

No need for any daring, impromptu rescues this time buddy.

[detectivetroll]

That's a shame, I've been getting a lot of practice at those lately.

[He pauses, then his tone turns more genuine.]

I'm glad you're okay.

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[fuckinstoplights]

[He knows that voice. And thank Robot God for the magic journal translator.]

You seem better.

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[gotanysparechange]

[Yay he can understand Kagerou now! Sort of!]

And I've got you guys to thank for that. Haven't forgot about you either big guy, still looking for someone to fix you up.

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[fuckinstoplights]

[ENGLISH IS HARD OKAY.]

I need fuel more than repairs. [For now.]

Why were you being held there?

[culinarybeast]

[This is the new guy?]

All that crap was yours?

[gotanysparechange]

Well I wouldn't call it crap but yeah. Guessing you're the one who was snooping around in my stuff?

[culinarybeast]

I wasn't snoopin' anywhere.

[Alright, maybe.]

And even if I was no one was livin' there. That place was full of dust. When was the last time ya cleaned? I nearly choked on the stuff!

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

2o they're draggiing more of you fuck2 out.
are you goiing two 2tiick around more than the other2?

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[gotanysparechange]

Oh wow, that's pretty eye searing.

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

fuck you.

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[grimmopedia]

[Monroe is wearing his sarcasm pants.]

You're the tailor? What does a tailor do to piss off a lord that much? Shrink his favorite sweater?

[And switch to derp mode.]

You have a penny collection? Cause I was thinking of getting into numismatists.

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[gotanysparechange]

Uh, yeah. Let's go with that.

[Yes good, subject change. Change likes this.]

Getting into what? I just collect pennies buddy. I don't know anything about that.

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[grimmopedia]

[Have some sarcasm.]

Remind me not to let you anywhere near my sweaters then.

[And now he's uncertain. Is he being too lame too quickly. Again?]

Numismatists? Studying coins? [He pauses awkwardly. Damn social interactions!] I have pennies.

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[atethecanary]

The creep wasn't lying.

[What Julian means is 'I'm glad you're okay'.]

Why would you collect pennies? Coins are annoying.

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[gotanysparechange]

You're giving him too much credit.

[He's glad to see you're okay too little guy.]

Hey if you don't want them I'll take them.

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[atethecanary]

[There's a short, bitter laugh.]

Yeah, he's an asshole. He doesn't deserve any credit.

I don't have any on me. I've only got bills because coins are a hassle. But if I find some here, I'll make sure to give them to you.

[Some amusement is creeping into Julian's voice. He finds the need for pennies both confusing and funny.]

Unf. Your PB choices always give me the happies!!

[allthesame2me]

[Alex had heard that another staff member had arrived after the revolt, but he hadn't even considered what the guy likely did before he got himself locked up.]

Ahh... Well, I'd imagine a good lot of it has been moved around by me, at least in the tower itself. I'm Alex... been acting as the resident Keep tailor type in your absence, I guess. I'll gather up what I've brought to my room, but I did most of my own sewing up there.

He does that for a lot of people

[gotanysparechange]

Wasn't talking about the tower, but good to know nothing is sacred in this place.

[He's just messing with you Alex.]

Let alone that he's a giant bag of kittens in human form!!! <3

[allthesame2me]

Ah, personal space, then? No, that wouldn't be me.

[Alex grins at the response, laughing softly as he shakes his head.]

No, but I learned that one myself some time ago... Don't suppose you'll be too cross in sharing space? I'm more than capable with a needle and thread, I can assure you.